demon_jess: (Sabu)
When did it become ok to call up customer service and tell them that for no reason you want them to waive part of your costs?

As a Lead for Amazon.com I get to talk to all the physcho but this woman really annoyed me. I get that you are spending $800 but we are shipping you the items so you have to pay for shipping. No we do not offer spend more then $200 and get free shipping. Yes we do have offers and promotions. No your do not qualify. Then she goes on and on about why she doesn't understand why I will not give her free shipping.

This is why I would rather sit in my corner here at work and sleep. The only people worse then our customers are my agents.

And also ELMO TMX MUST DIE!!!!!!!!
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So very interesting day at work. I get in at 6:50 and as i'm walking in the door I am told that we are having an "air quality" issue. There is a funny smell in the air, burning eyes, trouble breathing, metallic taste in the mouth, nausea, dizziness the whole sha-bang! We get the calls turned off and everyone is evacuated into the lunch room. Since Amazon.com and Target.com are in a separate part of the building and on different air systems we are "safe" once we go through both the security doors. People start feeling better, Shawn our GM shows up and all the agents get to hang out until we are given the all clear to go back. Cut to me as a Lead being asked to guard the door so no one but the fire department and the HAZ MAT team get through. Yes we had the fucking Haz Mat people at my work today! Cut to 3:20 and we are given the all clear to return to work. The bosses take a few mins to answer any questions and surprise surprise the big one is: What the fuck happened? And two guesses as to what the answer was ... THEY DON'T KNOW!!!!! Finally all the agents toddle in and start logging in as I collect my bag and say goodbye as I am now off for two days. It was a very interesting Monday/My Friday.
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I got to talk to a man who thinks that the government is out to kill him. He told me all about how THEY put microphones and camareas in his home and wrecked his car and his computer. And about how they even put a camara on his FOREHEAD! He also told me about how the government in Utah is evil and so is the rest of the US gov (but Bush just might be a pawn). This went on for FOURTY mineuts FOURTY!!!! An average call takes 6!!!!!!! He rambled on and I think he just wanted to talk to someone. He kept saying things like "I know i'm not gonna live through this." and "I made my peace with the fact THEY are going to kill me." and of course my fave "I don't want to upset you but we need to speard the word!" I was like WE!!! Yeah work was fun.
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Now I don't normally use this journal to vent but today...


So I get to work, and sign on and all is well. I take my 15 and go back on the phone and about three THREE hours into my shift I'm asked why I'm there. Apparently I had the day off and they forgot to mention it to me, call me or email me. As well as this mysterious day off I'm told they have completly revamped the schedule. I was supposed to be off fri and sat and was negotioating getting thurs off too so i could go out of town. I now have friday off. They have completly fucked with me weekend. I feel like grabbing my fork and stabity stabing someone.

I may just give myself a three day weekend Hell I worked 8 hours overtime today i should just tell them to fuck off


eta chocolate and vodka make me feel better

crack

Jul. 3rd, 2005 01:15 am
demon_jess: (WTF)
I was spinning free with a little sweet and simple numbing me says:
i got masterbated at again
I was spinning free with a little sweet and simple numbing me says:
it was really funny
A.K. - I just let myself fall says:
lol
I was spinning free with a little sweet and simple numbing me says:
this guy called in and was like do you have this book? and this book and this book? i'm naked and my neighbor is staring at me doyou have this book?
I was spinning free with a little sweet and simple numbing me says:
then wer'e all like bye but then he didn't disconect the phone and was all like panting and mumbling and like "yeah my balls" and stuff
A.K. - I just let myself fall says:
OMG
I was spinning free with a little sweet and simple numbing me says:
i was laughing so hard
I was spinning free with a little sweet and simple numbing me says:
we're calling him the tallywacker guy cause that's one of the books he was looking for
I was spinning free with a little sweet and simple numbing me says:
he's the new foot guy
A.K. - I just let myself fall says:
You're like a masturbator magnet
I was spinning free with a little sweet and simple numbing me says:
i know!
I was spinning free with a little sweet and simple numbing me says:
i should use my power for good but i don't want too
A.K. - I just let myself fall says:
lol
I was spinning free with a little sweet and simple numbing me says:
tallywacker!
I was spinning free with a little sweet and simple numbing me says:
he can be my arch neisisisis
A.K. - I just let myself fall says:
Nemesis?
I was spinning free with a little sweet and simple numbing me says:
that too
demon_jess: (Default)
what is a bad way to start off new job training? not having the computer systems working so that the trainees spend two hours playing pictionary!!!!

Welcome to my life
demon_jess: (Default)
*Does the dance of no more MCI joy*

YEAH!!!!! Starting 8am Monday I am offically an Amazon empolyee!!!!!! I'm gonna go home and burn that stupid call script!!!!! I am so looking forward to my two weeks of training!!! No more talking to morons who don't understand that if you don't pay your bill you don't get phone service!!!! More more talking to people who call me dearie!!!!!!! No more pervs masterabating while I tell them about different plans (I hope)!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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