Why you should never tell stories to dogs

Mr. Travis lost a finger when a poisoned dog to which he was administering an anecdote bit him.
from an El Paso newspaper
*I have one of those Page-A-Day Calanders ... Stupidest things ever said and stuff


*I painted my toenails silver.

*My computer is stupid ... sometimes when I go to type in a URL it shuts down the browser window.

*I like my new icon!!