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Gacked from tthjinni

1) Pick a song. It's more fun if you pick a song that you really love, a song whose lyrics you, or people you know, take too seriously.
2) Google the lyrics for it.
3) Go to http://babelfish.altavista.com and translate the lyrics to the song into a language you don't speak.
4) Cut and paste the results of said translation BACK into the Translate window, and translate it back into English.
5) Post the results of that in your LJ, and enjoy!



real lyrics:

I´ve heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don´t really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Baby I have been here before
I know this room, I´ve walked this floor
I use to live alone before I knew you
I´ve seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It´s a cold and it´s a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah

There was a time you let me know
What´s really going on below
But now you never show it to me, do you?
And remember when I moved in you
And the holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Maybe there´s a God above
And all I ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
And it´s not a cry you can hear at night
It´s not somebody who´s seen the light
It´s a cold and it´s a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah


and now the translated and retranslated ones:

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